Now I know I already said goodbye, but I wasn’t about to leave you all hanging without an update of what I’ve decided.
I obviously can’t say that I have been thinking about this for a while, if I remember how my conversation with Mboy went it was something like “lol Lovely weather” “Yes” “I’m sick of blogging lol” “Huh?” “Sweet, I just deleted my blog lol”
But before I go, before I say the final goodbye, I managed to save some of my drafts from my old blogger and I decided to show you what never saw the light of day. And I know what your thinking “If what he was posted was the best he could do, then why the fuck would I want to see what never made it?”. Valid point, there really is a reason why I never posted them :D.
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May 07, 2008.
“So yesterday I was”
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June 11, 2008
“I really like that song from the ummmmm, I think it might even be the Jonas Brothers… well anyway, I’m Burning Up. Anyway, I was at”
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August 19, 2008
“I ate a sandwich and when I went to make another one I realized the bread was moldy. It was awesome.”
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September 11, 2008
” I feel like there is something I should remember about today, Owell. Jokes, has anyone seen World Trade Centre?”
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October 30, 2008
“Why” (lol, just “why” I wrote nothing else.)
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December 25, 2008
“Happy Zombie Jesus Day!” (I suspect at this point I realized that Zombie Jesus Day is actually Easter)
It’s scary how deep I am when you put several of my posts together.
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After closing my blog I feel more straight and wank ALOT less. What’s up with that?
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I feel really humbled by all the comments and emails guys, unlike Mirrorboy, it was uncommon for anyone (Once again excluding Bob) to email me about a post I made, let alone comment half the time. Everyone seems to think I am just going to dissapear though, this will not occur, I just really am sick of blogging- my life is far too uninteresting to write about, thats why I post lots of pics and stuff.
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But rest assured, this is not the last you’ll hear of ol’ Jake Anon. Unless I die, than this may be the last you hear of me.
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oh snap.

The way txted this I´m pretty positive we see you around again. :-) Propz Pilgrim
LMAO
Good way to end,
Ill b honest I liked erm all those potential posts especailly the bread one, I dun theat beforese Neways see you around mate
Tom
LOl! Esp. mouldy bread and zombie jesus day!
Good to know that you’ll still be around :)
Take care,
Col
stay in contact man, i really loved reading your posts and everything.
talk to you soon :)
Sorry scamp. The foot’s in the door, so now we’ll try to pry it open, and they’re a lot of us. As for the old posts, they brilliantly capture the essence of…..What?
So please don’t go way now.
jake
just glad to see you again and i had no idea i was the only one bothering you lol and i am still going to miss you so just dont go. Its only been 2 days so how much less wanking can you be doing :P and as for feeling striaght what does that feel like ive been gay all my life :P
take care and be safe, my frind and im still looking ofr you out here
bob
lol jeez stop picking on me much? :P
Bye, again. lol
<3
Im glad you’re not disappearing forever! I don’t know about your life, but you, yourself- is very interesting. I enjoy the witty banter– very clever and funny always.
I’m feeling comment jealousy of Bob right now– I thought I commented on almost everything… but I guess it wasn’t memorable enough :-) A simulacrum of my life…
Much Love,
Steve
So, was it just a ruse? Like all the “see naked pics of jake” posts?
Your wit and humour has kept me interested, and the enigma you present, giving just a glimpse of the person inside.
Boogers. I hope ya’ decide t’ change y’r mind soon.
SRSLY! I go away and this is what happens? GAH!
sh1t man, hope you change your mind. you were a great funny writer
You still there, Jake?
aww im gonna miss your posts, i always came to read this when i was feeling down and they made me happy
We still miss you Jake.